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So, this is the test, folks, not of a President's intentions, knowledge or survival skill, but the test that will show us where we stand today, whether we are still stuck in the mud or if we're learning how to walk again.

Ernest pauses to wipe his forehead with a big, checkered serviette.

2025, mark my words, is a remarkable year in human history, and it is remarkable for one reason only ... we finally allow the remarkably ugly truths to surface: The ridiculous greed and evil, the global cruelty, all the .... muck. The Award, you know which one, goes to Curt Weldon, and you understand why because you've seen him, millions of you have already seen him interviewed by Tucker. Let the half-truths out – to begin with! Then the whole truth. And then we'll see where that leads us. Let's see for how long King Charles's tutor will sit, yes literally sit, comfily in his grave! Nazi practises, Venetian practises, Varangian practises, “Ancient Greek” paederastic practises, all the way back to the f*cking Bronze age slave trading practises, all of it will surface once again, it'll surface in all its horrendous stupidity. And soon, all of the “fat, small men” still alive will at last, I don't know, dance into the abyss perhaps, and leave the billions of us alone. We're shooting down the cruel, smelly Gehlen Dienste, the blackmail orchestra in which ALL of the media have played an instrument. No more delays! No more silly 24-year delays. The truth is instantaneous, ever-present, and we are unafraid and ready for it.

Elegantly, Ernest gestures towards the brass section.

Fanfare. Drum roll. Splash cymbal.

May God continuosly bless all our countries! Tina's cheerful voice cuts through the applause, her sparkling eyes reflect the Pleiades, the fizzy drinks overflow and the annual Pft Party leaves the platform.

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