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It's time. The winner(s?) of the non-prestigious, semi-annual “Pft” is (are?) announced at Patreon today. Send a message if you want to know all about it, and you'll be given access to the full report, starting off like this:

A fanfare, played on two trumpets. The setting sun shined through the Bistrôt windows, like a reddish spotlight in Ernest's face as he stood by the bar.

—The Crew